you should make it Kreuzfeldt Jacob’s Disease…same thing …sounds creepier though.
and if you really want to spread it you need to contact some of the internet Symptoms databses that everyone searches and (claiming medical credentials near your signature at the end)
state:
“Though I do not feel that such databases do the public a service, I feel you should be aware that recent studies (cite source they will never check) have shown conclusively that generalized hypocondria is a significant indicator of the onset of Kreuzfeldt Jacob’s Disease”
you should make it Kreuzfeldt Jacob’s Disease…same thing …sounds creepier though.
and if you really want to spread it you need to contact some of the internet Symptoms databses that everyone searches and (claiming medical credentials near your signature at the end)
state:
“Though I do not feel that such databases do the public a service, I feel you should be aware that recent studies (cite source they will never check) have shown conclusively that generalized hypocondria is a significant indicator of the onset of Kreuzfeldt Jacob’s Disease”