From Fundamentals of Qualitative Mathematics

This morning, for no reason in particular, I decided to browse my copy of the classic qualmath textbook, Fundamentals of Qualitative Mathematics, and it proved surprisingly relevant: The towering edifice of qualitative mathematics is constructed upon a pair of simple axioms. First: Everything is something divided by nothing. Second: Each thing is a zillionth of … Continue reading From Fundamentals of Qualitative Mathematics

h

Some of you may not be aware of my pioneering work in qualitative mathematics. However, my obscurity outside my field of specialty will be coming to a dramatic end in the near future. For I am preparing to publicly announce my discovery of a new qualitative number, the Hysterical Number, or h, which is the … Continue reading h

x = y zillionths

Zillion is a funnier word for myriad, which happens to be my favorite qualitative number. For me, any exact quantity is only an approximate fraction of zillion. If x is an exact value, x = y zillionths. * Qualitative math. Operations performed on none, some, few, many, myriad… * I suppose I’m still thinking about … Continue reading x = y zillionths